My name is Kari and I watched "Chaotic"

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Almost a week later I can now admit that I watched Britney and Kevin's show Chaotic. Wow... it was bad. The highlights were things like Britney pushing her nose in and making pig faces, video taping her knees saying "they look like Boobs, but they are my knees!" oh and my favorite, talking about how she had sex 3 times in one day with Kevin who had just arrived the day before (whom she met briefly at a dance club).

My favorite are the reviews it has gotten:

Variety: "A self-indulgent, mindless piece of drivel ... a visual assault of nauseating camera angles, likely to upset even the most desensitized TV viewer ... It makes Jessica and Nick look like Mensa candidates."

The Washington Post: "There's no danger of anyone ever dumbing it down. A dumber downer would potentially be lethal. It would have to be buried in lead for 10,000 years, like nuclear waste ... An execrable mess by absolutely any standard, though of course these days the idea of standards is just all too uncool. It was America's crummiest home video."

Entertainment Weekly: "Career suicide by videocam ... The truth is not only that she's vapid, but that she's self-obsessed to a dangerous degree."

The Hollywood Reporter: "Spears comes across like a party-hearty college girl with her shaky-cam, finger-up-her-nose, close-up-of-her-pores, leering video snippets."

The Boston Globe: "It's just a tedious public exercise in self-importance and striptease."

Television Without Pity: "The show is like an extremely boring car crash: It sucks and really nothing at all happens in the end, but nevertheless you can't look away -- the only true entertainment value being the constant and very real threat that at any minute either of Britney's gigantic bodyguards might kick the [bleep] out of K. Fed, whom they obviously hate."

So yea I will probably watch it Tuesday night, I just won't admit it. :-)