What Scares the Crap Out of Me!

By the time you finish reading this entry you will realize the irony of my journal title.

I was asked recently if I was scared about labor and giving birth and it got me thinking about what I am scared of.

Honestly as it stands right now I am not scared of labor, or of being a mom, or any of the normal things I am sure most expectant mother fears. What I am scared of is HEMORRHOIDS!!! The reason is simply that in every pregnancy book I have read points out that hemorrhoids are common during pregnancy because your digestion slows down, constipation occurs and then you strain and pop magically they are there! Most importantly, I don't want to get them! Hemorrhoids during Pregnancy

I have been feeling this pressure in my stomach and I realize I am a little constipated, and I am scared to uhhhh I don't know how to say this but really try to poop. I really don't think I should of ate those cheese fries after all...

Now do you understand the irony?

My Mood : frustrated
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