Did Buddha have stretch marks?

My Buddha belly at 35 weeks and 6 days

Wow, yesterday was officially one month until my due date. When is this baby coming out? Do I want him to come out? I can't watch the Baby Delivery Shows anymore, they now make me cry like crazy more out of jealousy then anything else. Those women have their babies and are done with the whole labor thing. The closer I get to my due date the more nervous, excited, and impatient I am getting!

Tomorrow night is our last childbirth class and when I think about it I want to cry. I've liked Curt going with me at night while he cringes at the birthing films that show REALLY close up of the baby coming out while this stuff gushes out at the same time. I really don't want to weigh myself tomorrow... I've just recently noticed the stretch marks on my belly.

Also my nipples are doing strange things that all the pregnancy books that I am rereading say are perfectly normal but I still can't help but feel like some sort of science experiment. Especially when the person that lives with me says "gross your nipples are leaking," when he asked me what is wrong I repeat to him what I heard... and he points out "I never said gross" and I then tell him that "so cringing means just about the same thing." Why do people get married and have kids again? Ok, mostly I am joking. I am just ready for this thing to come out!

I have been so hot lately that the only reason I ventured out today was to go to Walmart and buy a fan that I point right at me sitting by the air conditioner, and when I head to bed in a little bit plan on pointing right on me while Curt snuggles under ten pounds of blankets looking like an eskimo. Tomorrow I think I might take Jadie over to my parents house to go swimming for a little bit. I haven't seen my parents in what feels like forever, I have talked to my mom recently but I haven't really talked to my Dad and I miss him. I miss the days before his current job where I could catch him at home during the day.