Leaving Shyness

I am posting this as a service to my readers who may have problems with shyness. I have had friends who have personally tried this treatment and it worked for them! (Please be sure to read the warnings before trying this form of treatment)

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions,
Ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and
More confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness
And let you tell the world that you're ready and
Willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost
Immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses
You can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
From living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the
Past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover
Many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who
Are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
Becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea,
Vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss
Of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money,
Loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table
Dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth,
And a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
Rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.