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Thursday, April 08, 2010

Vampire Babies?

Lucas: "You know when I was a baby and I lived in your tummy..."
Me: ""Yes"
Lucas: "Did I eat your blood?"
Me: "No"
Lucas: "But I couldn't eat food or drink your milk if I was in your belly and there is blood in your body..."
Me: "You know how you have a belly button?"
Lucas: "Yes, it is in my tummy"
Me: "Well when you were in my tummy there you had an umbilical cord there and it attached to mommy and that is how you got food"
Lucas: "What kind of code?"
Me: "No, not a code. A CORD. An umbilical cord. When you were born the nurse cut the cord and tied it into a belly button."
Lucas: "So just boys have umbilical codes?"
Me: "No girls do too. All people had umbilical cords when they were a baby and some animals do. Some animals don't have them because they hatch from eggs"
Lucas: "Do dogs have belly buttons?"
Me: "Yes, but you can't really see them because of all their hair."
Lucas: "Mom, that is crazy. You are telling me I used to eat with my belly button!"


Lini said...

Hahaha! Lucas is so funny!

Charity said...

HAHAHA! So smart! Where do they come up with this stuff??

Three Dots... said...

Oh my gosh, I am cracking up, lol, lol, lol. Thats the best Lucas quote ever!