S.A. "Can I help you find something?"
Me: "Just trying to decide what kinds of Grits to buy"
S.A. "Are you making something specific with them?"
Me: "My uncle from California requested that I bring him some when I come visit next week"
S.A.: "They don't have Grits in California?!?!"
Me: "I guess not, I know they don't really eat them there like here in the south"
S.A. "Seriously? No Grits!?!?!"
Me: "And when you order tea they bring you unsweetened"
S.A.: "No Grits and No sweet tea!!!! Why would anyone every want to go to California then?"
I guess the sales associate won't be going to California anytime soon, but I can't wait!