Hmm wonder if these work?

when are you coming?

So for fun I was looking up natural ways to induce labor and I found things they used to do in "the good old days."

When a pregnant Plains Indian woman was near term and showed no sign of going into labor, tribe members would tie her to a rock in an open field and stage a mock "attack," pulling up their horses only at the very last minute, in hopes of inducing labor. The Pilgrims, for their part, would stand women whose babies were late against a pole, strap them to it, and pound the pole up and down against the ground -- apparently hoping to shake the baby loose.
Read the rest here

Don't think I''ll be following the Indians or the pilgrims