Oh, Brother!

Lucas: "Everyone I know but me has a brother"

Me: "Not everyone"

Lucas: "My cousins are brothers. My friends at church have brothers. My friends David and Gabe ARE brothers and Joseph is going to be a brother and he is just a baby!"

Me: "So what, now you want a baby brother?"

Lucas: "No! I don't want a baby brother. I don't like babies anymore."

Me: "Good, no worries there"

Lucas: "But I want a BIG brother or a twin brother. You know like another 4 year old JUST LIKE ME."