I feel like this:

This morning I checked my bank balance like I do almost every day... and it is freaking NEGATIVE! Curt's paycheck got deposited and then returned! Right now I am waiting for the check returns department to open so I can find out why (they don't open until 8:30) and of course Curt's cell phone is off or dead so I can't call him to A) find out from his boss if his check is good and B)tell him not to spend anything!!!! And right before Christmas! FUN!!!!